Wednesday, January 11, 2012

funny jokes for text messagesFunny Very Short Jokes For Text Messages?

70 year old man made love with his wife,
after sucking her wife's breast,
the old man died
autopsy report: food poisoning due to expired milk
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A women was eating a bowl of cereol and she died and they sujested it as a "cereol" killer? Teh best I got? sorry :(!
michael jackson didn't difunny jokes for text messagese of a heart attack, it was food poisoning


he ate an 11 year old wiener

okay... kinda messed up i know


one more


farrah fawcett died and since she lived a great life, an angel said i will give you a wish. she wished for all the children to be saved. a few days later michael jafunny jokes for text messagesckson died
if you're reading this, you're a retard :)
haha i read the one above me
i'm a retard =D
what is green but when you sqeeze it, it turns red?....

A CANARY!!!!!! LOL!
I know I'm not a grocery item but I can tell when you're checking me out.

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